I bought a Pro-Form 650v today (aka treadmill). Seeing as I don’t really enjoy going to the gym and seeing as how I am going to be losing my gym contract when I stop working and seeing as how its winter soon and I am the master of all excuses, I decided that I want to (get)stay fit and I reckon I should be able to do that with my very own treadmill at home.

I plan to dangle a nice cold beer about a meter or so in front of the treadmill and at the same time, put up a picture of a great big scary monster on the wall behind the treadmill and I think that between the two, that should be enough to keep my legs going…

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